INTRODUCTORY LETTERS
THE EARL OF M
TO THE HON. HORATIO M, KING'S BENCH
Castle M, Leicestershire
Feb., 17
If there are certain circumstances under which a fond father can address an
imprisoned son, without suffering the bitterest heart-renderings of paternal agony, such
are not those under which I now address you. To sustain the loss of the most precious of
all human rights, and forfeit our liberty at the shrine of virtue, in defence of our country
abroad, or of our public integrity and principles at home, a soothing solace, almost
concomitant to the poignancy of its afflictions, and leaves the decision difficult, whether
in the scale of human feelings, triumphant pride or affectionate regret preponderate.
'I would not,' said the old Earl of Ormond, 'give up my dead son for twenty living
ones.' Oh! how I envy such a father the possession, and even the loss of such a
child: with what eagerness my heart rushes back to that period when I too
triumphed in my son, - when I beheld him glowing in all the unadulterated virtues of the
happiest nature, flushed with the proud consciousness of superior genius, refined by a
taste intuitively elegant, and warmed by an enthusiasm constitutionally ardent; his
character indeed tinctured with the bright colouring of romantic eccentricity, but marked
by the indelible traces of innate rectitude, and ennobled by the purest principles of native
generosity, the proudest sense of inviolable honour, I beheld him rush eagerly on life,
enamoured of its seeming good, incredulous of its latent evils, till fatally fascinated by
the magic spell of the former, he fell an early victim to the successful lures of the latter.
The growing influence of his passions kept pace with the expansion of his mind, and the
moral powers of the man of genius, gave way to the overwhelming
propensities of the man of pleasure. Yet in the midst of these exotic vices
(for as such even yet I would consider them), he continued at once the object of my
parental partiality and anxious solicitude; I admired while I condemned, I pitied while I
reproved.
The rights of primogeniture, and the mild and prudent cast of your brother's
character, left me no cares with for his worldly interest of moral welfare: born to title
affluence, his destination in life was ascertained previous to his entrance on its chequered
scene; and equally free from passions to mislead, or talents to stimulate, he promised to
his father that series of temperate satisfaction which, if unillumined by those coruscations
your superior and promising genius flashed on the parental heart, could not
prepare for its sanguine feelings that mortal disappointment with which you have
destroyed all its hopes. On the recent death of my father I found myself possessed of a
very large but encumbered property: it was requisite I should make the same
establishment for my eldest son, that my father had made for me; while I was conscious
that my youngest was in some degree to stand indebted to his own exertions, for
independence as well as elevation in life.
You may recollect that during your first college vacation, we conversed on the
subject of that liberal profession I had chosen for you, and you agreed with me, that it
was congenial to your powers, and not inimical to your taste; while the part I was anxious
you should take in the legislation of your country, seemed at once to rouse and gratify
your ambition; but the pure flame of laudable emulation was soon extinguished in the
destructive atmosphere of pleasure, and while I beheld you, in the visionary
hopes of my parental ambition, invested with the crimson robe of legal dignity, or shining
brightly conspicuous in the splendid galaxy of senatorial luminaries, you were
idly presiding as the high priest of libertinism at the nocturnal orgies of vitiated
dissipation, or indolently lingering out your life in elegant but unprofitable pursuits.
It were as vain as impossible to trace you through every degree of error on the scale
of folly and imprudence, and such a repetition would be more heart-wounding to me than
painful to you, were it even made under the most extenuating bias of parental
fondness.
I have only to add, that though already greatly distressed by the liquidation of your
debts, at a time when I am singularly circumstanced with respect to pecuniary resources, I
will make a struggle to free you from the chains of this your present Iron-hearted
creditor, though the retrenchment of my own expenses, and my temporary retreat
to the solitude of my Irish estate, must be the result; provided that by this sacrifice I
purchase your acquiescence to my wishes respecting the destiny of your future life, and
an unreserved abjuration of the follies which have governed your past.
Your etc., etc.
M
TO THE EARL OF M
My Lord,
Suffer me, in the fullness of my heart, and in the language of one prodigal and
penitent as myself, to say, 'I have sinned against Heaven and thee, and am no longer
worthy to be called thy son.' Abandon me then, I beseech you, as such; deliver me up to
the destiny that involves me, to the complicated tissue of errors and follies I have so
industriously woven with my own vices have drawn down on me, I cannot support the
cruel mercy with which your goodness endeavours to avert its weight.
Among the numerous catalogue of my faults, a sordid selfishness finds no place. Yet
I should deservedly incur its imputation, were I to accept of freedom on such terms as
you are so generous to offer. No, my Lord, continue to adorn that high and polished
circle in which you are so eminently calculated to move; nor think so lowly of one who,
with all his faults, is your son, as to believe him ready to purchase his
liberty at the expence of your banishment from your native country.
I am, etc., etc.
H.M.
King's Bench.
TO THE HON. HORATIO M
An act to which the exaggeration of your feelings gives the epithet of
banishment, I shall consider as a voluntary sequestration from scenes of which I am
weary, to scenes which, though thrice visited, still preserve the poignant charms of
novelty and interest. Your hasty and undigested answer to my letter (written in the
prompt emotion of the moment, ere the probable consequence of a romantic rejection to
an offer not unreflectingly made, could be duly weighed or coolly examined), convinces
me experience has contributed little to the modification of your feelings, or the prudent
regulation of your conduct. It is this promptitude of feeling, this contempt of prudence,
that formed the predisposing cause of your errors and your follies. Dazzled by the
brilliant glare of the splendid virtues, you saw not, you would not see, that prudence was
among the first of moral excellencies; the director, the regulator, the standard of them all;
- that is in fact the corrective of virtue herself; for even virtue, like the
sun, has her solstice, beyond which she ought not to move.
If you would retribute what you seem to lament, and unite restitution to penitence,
leave this country for a short time, and abandon with the haunts of your former blameable
pursuits, those associates who were at once the cause and punishment of your errors. I
myself will become your partner in exile, for it is to my estate in Ireland I banish
you for the summer. You have already got through the 'first rough brakes' of your
profession: as you can now serve the last term of this season, I see no cause why
Coke upon Lyttelton cannot be as well studied amidst the wild seclusion of
Connaught scenery, and on the solitary shores of the 'steep Atlantic,' as in the busy
bustling precincts of the Temple.
I have only to add, that I shall expect your undivided attention will be given up to
your professional studies; that you will for a short interval resign the fascinating pursuits
of polite literature and belles lettres, from which even the syren spell of pleasure could
not tear you, and which snatched from vice many of those hours I believed devoted to
more serious studies. I know you will find it no less difficult to resign the elegant
theories of your favourite Lavater, for the dry facts of law reports, than to
exchange your duodecimo editions of the amatory poets for heavy tomes of cold legal
disquisitions; but happiness is to be purchased, and labour is the price; fame and
independence are the result of talent united to great exertion, and the elegant enjoyments
of literary leisure are never so keenly relished as when tasted under the shade of that
flourishing laurel which our own efforts have reared to mature perfection. Farewell! my
agent has orders respecting the arrangement of your affairs. You must excuse the
procrastination of our interview till we meet in Ireland, which I fear will not be so
immediate as my wishes would incline. I shall write to my banker in Dublin to replenish
your purse on your arrival in Ireland, and to my Connaught steward, to prepare for your
reception at M house. Write to me by return.
Once more, farewell!
M
TO J.D. ESQ. M.P.
Holyhead
We are told in the splendid Apocrypha of ancient Irish fable, that when one of the
learned was missing on the Continent of Europe, it was proverbially said,
'Amandatus est ad disciplinum in Hibernia.'
But I cannot recollect that in its fabulous or veracious history, Ireland was ever the
mart of voluntary exile to the man of pleasure; so that when you and the rest of my
precious associates miss the track of my footsteps in the oft-trod path of dissipation, you
will never think of tracing its pressure to the wildest of the Irish shores. And exclaim,
'Amandatus est ad,' etc. etc. etc.
However, I am so far advanced in the land of Druidism, on my way to the
'Island of Saints,' while you, in the emporium of the world, are drinking from the cup of
conjugal love a temporary oblivion to your past sins and wickedness, and revelling in the
first golden dreams of matrimonial illusion.
I suppose an account of my high crimes and misdemeanours, banishment, etc. etc.
have already reached your ears; but while my brethren in transportation are offering up
their wishes and their hopes on the shore, to the unpropitious god of winds, indulge me in
the garrulity of egotism, and suffer me to correct the overcharged picture of that arch
caricature report, by giving you a correct ebauche of the recent
circumstances of my useless life.
When I gave you convoy as far as Dover on your way to France, I returned to
London, to
'Surfeit on the same
and yawn my joys'
And was again soon plunged in that dreadful vacillation of mind from which your
society and conversation had so lately redeemed me.
Vibrating between an innate propensity to right, and a habitual adherence to
wrong; sick of pursuits I was too indolent to relinquish, and linked to vice, yet
still enamoured of virtue; weary of the useless, joyless inanity of my existence, yet
without energy, without power to regenerate my worthless being; daily losing ground in
the minds of the inestimable few who were still interested for my welfare; nor
compensating for the loss, by the gratification of any one feeling in my own heart, and
held up as an object of fashionable popularity for sustaining that character, which of all
others I most despised; my taste impoverished by a vicious indulgence, my senses palled
by repletion, my heart shill and unawakened, every appetite depraved and pampered into
satiety, I fled from myself, as the object of my own utter contempt and detestation, and
found a transient pleasurable inebriety in the well-practiced blandishments of Lady C
.
You who alone know me, who alone have openly condemned, and
secretly esteemed me, you who have wisely culled the blossom of pleasure, while
I have sucked its poison, know that I am rather a merchant par air, than from any
irresistible propensity to indiscriminate libertinism. In fact, the original sin of my
nature militates against the hackneyed modes of hackneyed licentiousness; for I am too
profound a voluptuary to feel any exquisite gratification from such gross pursuits as the
'swinish multitude' of fashion ennoble with that name so little understood,
pleasure. Misled in my earliest youth by 'passion's meteor ray,' even then, my
heart called (but called in vain), for a thousand delicious refinements to give poignancy to
the mere transient impulse of sense.
Oh! my dear friend, if in that sunny season of existence when the ardours of youth
nourished in our bosom a thousand indescribable emotions of tenderness and love, it had
been my fortunate destiny to have met with a being, who but this is an idle
regret, perhaps an idle supposition; the moment of ardent susceptibility is over, when
woman becomes the sole spell which lures us to good or ill, and when her omnipotence,
according to the bias of her own nature, and the organization of those feelings on which it
operates, determines in a certain degree our destiny through life leads the mind through
themedium of the heart to the noblest pursuits, or seduces it through the medium of the
passions to the basest career.
That I became the dupe of Lady C, and her artful predecessor, arose from the want
of that 'something still unpossessed,' to fill my life's dreadful void. I sensibly felt the
want of an object to interest my feelings, and laboured under that dreadful interregnum of
the heart, reason and ambition; which leaves the craving passions open to every invader.
Lady C perceived the situation of my mind, and but spare me the detail of a
connexion which even in memory, produces a nausea of every sense and feeling.
Suffice to say, that equally the victim of the husband's villany as the wife's artifice, I
stifled on its birth a threatened prosecution, by giving my bond for a sum I was unable to
liquidate: it was given as for a gambling debt, but my father, who had long suspected, and
endeavoured to break this fatal connexion, guessed at the truth, and suffered me to
become a guest (mal voluntaire) in the King's Bench. This unusual severity on
his part, lessened not on mine the sense of his indulgence to my former boundless
extravagance, and I determined to remain a prisoner for life, rather than owe my liberty to
a new imposition on his tenderness, by such solicitings as have hitherto been invariably
crowned with success, though answered with reprehension.
I had been already six weeks a prisoner, deserted by those gay moths that had
fluttered round the beam of my transient prosperity; delivered up to all the maddening
mediation of remorse, when I received a letter from my father (when with my brother in
Leicestershire), couched in his usual terms of reprehension, and intervals of associating
every fault with some ideal excellence of parental creation, alternately the father and the
judge; and as you once said, when I accused him of partiality to his eldest born, 'talking
best of Edward, but most of me.'
In a word, he has behaved like an Angel! So well, that by Heavens! I can scarcely
bear to think of it. A spurious half-bred generosity a little tincture of illiberality on his
side, would have been Balm of Gilead to my wounded conscience; but with unqualified
goodness he has paid all my debts, supplied my purse beyond my wants, and only asks in
return, that I will retire for a few months to Ireland, and this I believe merely to wean me
from the presence of an object which he falsely believes still hangs about my heart with
no moderate influence.
And yet I wish his mercy had flowed in any other channel, even though more
confined and less liberal.
Had he banished me to the savage desolations of Siberia, my exile would have had
some character; had he even transported me to a South-Sea Island, or thrown me into an
Esquimaux hut, my new species of being would have been touched with some interest;
for in fact, the present relaxed state of my intellectual system requires some strong
transition of place, circumstance, and manners, to wind it up to its native tone, to rouse it
to energy, or awaken it to exertion.
But sent to a country against which I have a decided prejudice which I suppose
semi-barbarous, semi-civilized; has lost the strong and hardy features of savage life,
without acquiring those graces which distinguish polished society I shall neither
participate in the poignant pleasure of awakened curiosity and acquired information, nor
taste the least of those enjoyments which courted my acceptances in my native land.
Enjoyments did I say! And were they indeed when the sentiment it once clothed no
longer exists. Would that my past pursuits wore even in recollection, the aspect
of enjoyments. But even my memory has lost its character of energy, and the past, like
the present, appears one unvaried scene of chill and vapid existence. No sweet point of
reflection seizes on the recollective powers. No actual joy woos my heart's participation,
and no prospect of future felicity glows on the distant vista of life, or awakens the quick
throb of hope and expectation; all is cold, sullen, and dreary.
Laval seems to entertain no less prejudice against this country than his
master, he has therefore begged leave of absence until my father comes over. Pray have
the goodness to send me by him a box of Italian crayons, and a good thermometer; for I
must have something to relieve the tedium vitζ of my exiled days; and in my
articles of stipulation with my father, chemistry and belles lettres are specifically
prohibited. It was a useless prohibition, for Heaven knows chemistry would have been
the last study I should have flown to in my present state of mind. For how can he look
minutely into the intimate substance of things, and resolve them into their simple and
elementary substance, whose own disordered mind is incapable of analyzing the passions
by which it is agitated, of ascertaining the reciprocal relation of its incoherent ideas, or
combining them in different proportions (from those in which they were united by
chance), in order to join a new and useful compound for the benefit of future life? As for
belles lettres! so blunted are all those powers once so
'Active and strong, and feelingly alive
To each fine impulse,'
that not one 'pensθe couleur de rose' lingers on the surface of my faded
imagination, and I should turn with as much apathy from the sentimental sorcery of
Rousseau, as from the voluminous verbosity of an high German doctor, yawn
over 'the Pleasures of Memory,' and run the risk of falling fast asleep with the brilliant
Madame de Sevigne in my hand. So send me a FAHRENHEIT, that I may bend
the few coldly mechanical powers left me, to ascertain the temperature of my wild
western territories, and expect my letters from thence to be only filled with the
summary results of meteoric instruments, and synoptical views of common
phenomena.
Adieu,
H.M.
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THE WILD IRISH GIRL
LETTER I
TO J.D. ESQ. M.P.
Dublin, March, 17
I remember, when I was a boy, meeting somewhere with the quaintly written travels
of Moryson through Ireland, and being particularly stuck with his assertion, that
so late as the days of Elizabeth, an Irish chieftain and his family were frequently seen
seated round their domestic fire in a state of perfect nudity. This singular anecdote (so
illustrative of the barbarity of the Irish at a period when civilization had made such a
wonderful progress even in its sister countries), fastened so strongly on my boyish
imagination, that whenever the Irish were mentioned in my presence, an
Esquimaux group circling round the fire which was to dress a dinner, or broil an
enemy, was the image which presented itself to my mind; and in this trivial source, I
believe, originated that early formed opinion of Irish ferocity, which has since been
nurtured into a confirmed prejudice. So true it is, that almost all the erroneous
principles which influence our maturer being, are to be traced to some fatal association of
ideas received and formed in early life. But whatever may be the cause, I feel the
strongest objection to becoming a resident in the remote part of a country which is still
shaken by the convulsions of an anarchical spirit; where for a series of ages the olive of
peace has not been suffered to shoot forth one sweet blossom of national concord,
which the sword of civil dissention has not cropt almost in the germ; and the natural
character of whose factious sons, as we are still taught to believe, is turbulent, faithless,
intemperate, and cruel; formerly destitute of arts, letters, or civilization, and still but
slowly submitting to their salutary and ennobling influence.
To confess the truth, I had so far suffered prejudice to get the start of unbiased
liberality, that I had almost assigned to these rude people scenes appropriately barbarous;
and never was more pleasantly astonished, than when the morning's dawn gave to my
view one of the most splendid spectacles in the scene of picturesque creation I had ever
beheld, or indeed ever conceived; the bay of Dublin.
A foreigner on board the packet, compared the view to that which the bay of Naples
affords: I cannot judge of the justness of the comparison, though I am told one very
general and common-place; but if the scenic beauties of the Irish bay are exceeded by
those of the Neapolitan, my fancy falls short in a just conception of its charms. The
springing up of a contrary wind kept us for a considerable time beating about this
enchanting coast: the weather suddenly changed, the rain poured in torrents, a storm
arose, and the beautiful prospect which had fascinated our gaze, vanished in mists of
impenetrable obscurity.
As we had the mail on board, a boat was sent out to receive it, the oars of which were
plied by six men, whose stature, limbs, and features, declared them the lingering progeny
of the once formidable race of Irish giants. Bare-headed, they 'bided the pelting of the
pitiless storm,' with no other barrier to its fury, than what tattered check trowsers, and
shirts open at the neck, and tucked above the elbows afforded; and which, thus disposed,
betrayed the sinewy contexture of forms, which might have individually afforded a model
to sculpture, for the colossal statue of an Hercules, under all the difference aspects of
strength and exertion.*
[*This little marine sketch is by no means a fancy picture; it was
actually copied from the life, in the summer of 1805.]
A few of the passengers proposing to venture in the boat, I listlessly followed, and
found myself seated by one of these sea monsters, who in an accent and voice that made
me startle, addressed me in English at least as pure and correct as a Thames boatman
would use; and with so much courtesy, cheerfulness, and respect, that I was at a loss how
to reconcile such civilization of manner to such ferocity of appearance; while his
companions, as they stemmed the mountainous waves, or plied their heavy oars,
displayed such a vein of low humour and quaint drollery, and in a language so curiously
expressive and original, that no longer able to suppress my surprize, I betrayed it to a
gentleman who sat near me, and by whom I was assured that this species of colloquial wit
was peculiar to the lower classes of the Irish, who borrowed much of their curious
phraseology from the peculiar idiom of their own tongue, and the cheeriness of manner
from the native exility of their temperament; 'and as for their courteousness,' he
continued, 'you will find them on a further intercourse, civil even to adulation, as
long as you treat them with apparent kindness, but an opposite conduct will prove their
manner proportionably uncivilized.'
'It is very excusable,' said I, 'they are of a class in society to which the modification
of the feelings are unknown, and to be sensibly alive to kindness or to
unkindness, is, in my opinion, a noble trait in the national character of an
unsophisticated people.'
While we spoke, we landed, and for the something like pleasurable emotion, which
the first on my list of Irish acquaintance produced in my mind, I distributed among these
'sons of the waves' more silver than I believe they expected. Had I bestowed a
principality on an Englishman of the same rank, he would have been less lavish of the
eloquence of gratitude on his benefactor, though he might equally have felt the
sentiment.So much for my voyage across the Channel!
This city is to London like a small temple of the Ionic order, whose proportions are
delicate, whose character is elegance, compared to a vast palace whose Corinthian pillars
at once denote strength and magnificence.
The wonderous extent of London excites our amazement; the compact uniformity of
Dublin our admiration. But as dispersion is less within the coup-d'il of
observance, than aggregation, the small, but harmonious features of Dublin seize at once
on the eye, while the scattered but splendid traits of London, excite a less immediate and
more progressive admiration, which is often lost in the intervals that occur between those
objects which are calculated to excite it.
In London, the miserable shop of the gin seller, and the magnificent palace of a
Duke, alternately create disgust, or awaken approbation.
In Dublin the buildings are not arranged upon such democratic principles. The
plebeian hut offers no foil to the patrician edifice, while their splendid and beautiful
public structures are so closely connected, as with some degree of policy to strike
at once upon the eye in the happiest combination.*
[*Although in one point of view, there may be a policy in this
close association of splendid objects, yet it is a circumstance of general and just
condemnation to all strangers who are not confined to a partial survey of the
city.]
In other respects this city appears to me to be the miniature copy of our imperial
original, though minutely imitative in show and glare. Something less observant of life's
prime luxuries, order and cleanliness, there is a certain class of wretches who haunt the
streets of Dublin, so emblematic of vice, poverty, idleness, and filth, that disgust and pity
frequently succeed in the minds of the stranger to sentiments of pleasure, surprize, and
admiration. For the origin of this evil, I must refer you to the supreme police of the city;
but whatever may be the cause, the effects (to an Englishman especially) are dreadful and
disgusting beyond all expression.
Although my father has a large connexion here, yet he only gave me a letter to his
banker, who has forced me to make his house my home for the few days I shall remain in
Dublin, and whose cordiality and kindness sanctions all that has ever been circulated of
Irish hospitality.
In the present state of my feelings, however, a party on the banks of the Ohio,
with a tribe of Indian hunters, would be more consonant to my inclinations than the
refined pleasures of the most polished circles in the world. Yet these warm-hearted
people, who find in the name of stranger, and irresistible lure to every kind attention, will
fore me to be happy in despite of myself, and overwhelm me with invitation, some of
which it is impossible to resist. My prejudices have received some mortal strokes, when I
perceived that the natives of this barbarous country have got goal for goal with us, in
every elegant refinement of life and manners; the only difference I can perceive between
a London and a Dublin rout is, that here, even amongst the first class, there is a
warmth and cordiality of address, which, though perhaps not more sincere than the cold
formality of British ceremony, is certainly more fascinating.*
[*'Every unprejudiced traveller who visits them (the Irish), will
be as much pleased with their cheerfulness as obliged by their hospitality; and will find
them a brave, polite, and liberal people.'Philosophical Survey through Ireland
by MR. YOUNG.]
It is not, however, in Dublin I shall expect to find the tone of national character and
manner; in the first circles of all great cities (as in courts), the native features of national
character are softened into general uniformity, and the genuine feelings of nature are
suppressed or exchanged for a political compliance with the reigning modes and customs,
which hold their tenure from the sanction and example of the seat of government. Before
I close this, I must make one observation, which I think will speak more than volumes for
the refinement of these people.
During my short residence here, I have been forced, in the true spirit of Irish
dissipation, into three parties of a night; and I have upon these occasions observed, that
the most courted objects of popular attention, were those whose talents alone endowed
them with distinction. Besides amateurs, I have met with many professional persons,
whom I knew in London as public characters, and who are here incorporated in the first
and most brilliant circles, appearing to feel no other inequality, than what their own
superiority of genius confers.
I leave Dublin to-morrow for M house. It is situated in the county of , on the
north-west coast of Connaught, which I am told is the classic ground of Ireland. The
native Irish, pursued by religious and political bigotry, made it the asylum of their
sufferings, and were separated by a provincial barrier from an intercourse with the rest of
Ireland, until after the Restoration, so I shall have a fair opportunity of beholding the Irish
character in all its primeval ferocity.
Direct your next to Bally, which I find is the nearest post town to my
Kamscatkan palace; where, with no other society than that of Blackstone and Co.
I shall lead such a life of animal existence, as PRIOR gives to his Contented Couple
'They ate and drank, and slept what then?
Why, slept and drank, and ate again.'
Adieu,
H.M.
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LETTER II
TO J.D. ESQ. M.P.
M House
In the various modes of penance invented by the various penance mongers of
pious austerity, did you ever hear the travelling in an Irish post-chaise
enumerated as a punishment, which by far exceeds horsehair shirts and voluntary
flagellations? My first day's journey from Dublin being as wet a one as this moist
climate and capricious season ever produced, my berlin answered all the purposes of a
shower bath, while the ventilating principles on which the windows were
constructed, gave me all the benefits to be derived from the breathy influence of
the four cardinal points.
Unable any longer to sit tamely enduring the 'penalty of Adam, the season's
change,' or to sustain any longer the 'hair-breadth scapes,' which the most
dismantled of vehicles afforded me, together with delays and stoppages of every species
to be found in the catalogue of procrastination and mischance, I took my seat in a mail
coach which I met at my third stage, and which was going to a town within twenty miles
of Bally. These twenty miles, by far the most agreeable of my journey, I performed as
we once (in days of boyish errantry) accomplished a tour of Wales on foot.
I had previously sent my baggage, and was happily unencumbered with a servant, for
the fastidious delicacy of Monsieur Laval would never have been adequate to the fatigues
of a pedestrian tour through a country wild and mountainous as his own native
Savoy. But to me every difficulty was an effort of some good genius
chacing the dζmon of lethargy from the usurpations of my mind's empire. Every
obstacle that called for exertion was a temporary revival of latent energy; and every
unforced effort worth an age of indolent indulgence.
To him who derives gratification from the embellished labours of art, rather than the
simple but sublime operations of nature, Irish scenery will afford little interest;
but the bold features of its varying landscape, the stupendous attitude of its 'cloud-capt'
mountains, the impervious gloom of its deep embosomed glens, the savage desolation of
its uncultivated heaths, and boundless bogs, with those rich veins of a picturesque
champagne, thrown at intervals into gay expansion by the hand of nature, awaken in the
mind of the poetic or pictoral traveller, all the pleasures of tasteful enjoyment, all the
sublime emotions of a rapt imagination. And if the glowing fancy of Claude Loraine
would have dwelt enraptured on the paradisial charms of English landscape, the superior
genius of Salvator Rosa would have reposed its eagle wing amidst those scenes of
mysterious sublimity, with which the wildly magnificent landscape of Ireland abounds.
But the liberality of nature appears to me to be here but frugally assisted by the donations
of art. Here agriculture appears in the least felicitous of her aspects. The rich
treasures of Ceres seldom wave their golden heads over the earth's fertile bosom; the
verdant drapery of young plantations rarely skreens out the coarser features of a rigid
soil, the cheerless aspect of a gloomy bog; while the unvaried surface of the perpetual
pasturage which satisfies the eye of the interested grazier, disappoints the glance of the
tasteful spectator.
Within twenty miles of Bally I was literally dropt by the stage at the foot of a
mountain, to which your native Wrekin is but an hillock. The dawn was just
risen, and flung its grey and reserved tints on a scene of which the mountainous region of
Capel Cerig will give you the most adequate idea.
Mountain rising over mountain, swelled like an amphitheatre to those clouds which,
faintly tinged with the sun's prelusive beams, and rising from the earthly summits where
they had reposed, incorporated with the kindling ζther of a purer atmosphere.
All was silent and solitary a tranquility tinged with terror, a sort of 'delightful
horror,' breathed on every side. I was alone, and felt like the presiding genius of
desolation!
As I had previously learned my route, after a few minute's contemplation of the
scene before me, I pursued my solitary ramble along a steep and trackless path, which
wound gradually down towards a great lake, an almost miniature sea, that lay
embosomed amidst those stupendous heights whose rugged forms, now bare, desolate,
and barren, now clothed with yellow furze, and creeping underwood, or crowned with
mistic forests, appeared towering above my head in endless variety. The progress of the
sun convinced me that mine must have been slow, as it was perpetually
interrupted by pauses of curiosity and admiration, and by long and many lapses of
thoughtful reverie; and fearing that I had lost my way (as I had not yet caught a view of
the village, in which, seven miles distant from the spot where I had left the stage, I was
assured I should find an excellent breakfast), I ascended that part of the mountain where,
on one of its vivid points, a something like a human habitation hung suspended, and
where I hoped to obtain a carte du pays: the exterior of this hut, or
cabin, as it is called, like the few I had seen which were not built of mud,
resembled in one instance the magic palace of Chaucer, and was erected with loose
stone,
'Which, cunningly, were without mortar laid,'
thinly thatched with straw; an aperture in the roof served rather to admit the
air than to emit the smoke, a circumstance to which the wretched inhabitants of
those wretched hovels seem so perfectly naturalized, that they live in a constant state of
fumigation; and a fracture in the side wall (meant I suppose as a substitute for a
casement) was stuffed with straw, while the door, off its hinges, was laid across the
threshold, as a barrier to a little crying boy, who sitting within, bemoaned his captivity in
a tone of voice not quite so mellifluous as that which Mons. de Sanctyon ascribes to the
crying children of a certain district in Persia, but perfectly in unison with the vocal
exertions of the companion of his imprisonment, a large sow. I approached removed
the barrier: the boy and the animal escaped together, and I found myself alone in the
center of this miserable asylum of human wretchedness the residence of an Irish
peasant. To those who have only contemplated this useful order of society in
England, 'where every rood of ground maintains its man,' and where the peasant liberally
enjoys the comforts as well as the necessaries of life, the wretched picture which
the interior of an Irish cabin presents, would be at once an object of compassion
and disgust.*
[*Sometimes excavated from a hill, sometimes erected with
loose stones, but most generally built of mud; the cabin is divided into two
apartments, the one littered with straw and coarse rugs, and sometimes (but very rarely)
furnished with the luxury of a chaff bed, serves as a dormitory not only to the
family of both sexes, but in general to any animal they are so fortunate as to possess; the
other chamber answers for every purpose of domesticity, though almost destitute of every
domestic implement, except the iron pot in which the potatoes are boiled, and the stool on
which they are flung. From these wretched hovels (which often appear amidst scenes
that might furnish the richest models to poetic imitation) it is common to behold a group
of children rush forth at the sound of a horse's foot, or carriage wheel (regardless of the
season's rigours), in a perfect state of nudity, or covered with the drapery of
wretchedness, which gives to their appearance a still stronger character of poverty; yet
even in these miserable huts you will seldom find the spirit of urbanity absent the
genius of hospitality never. I remember meeting with an instance of both, that
made a deep impression on my heart: in the autumn of 1804, in the course of a morning's
ramble with a charming Englishwoman, in the county of Sligo, I stopped to rest myself in
a cabin, while she proceeded to pay a visit to the respectable family of the O'H's, of
Nymph's Field: when I entered I found it occupied by an old woman and her three
granddaughters; two of the young ones were engaged in scutching flax, the other in some
domestic employment. I was instantly hailed with the most cordial welcome: the hearth
was cleared, the old woman's seat forced on me, eggs and potatoes roasted, and an
apology for the deficiency of bread amounted to adulation. They had all laid by their
work on my entrance, and when I requested I might not interrupt their avocations, one of
them replied, 'I hope we know better we can work any day, but we cannot any day have
such a lady as you under our roof.' Surely this was not the manners of a cabin, but a
court.]
Almost suffocated, and not surprized that it was deserted pro tempo, I
hastened away, and was attracted towards a ruinous barn by a full chorus of females
where a group of young females were seated round an old hag who formed the centre of
the circle; they were all busily employed at their wheels, which I observed went
merrily round in exact time with their song, and so intently were they engaged by both,
that my proximity was unperceived. At last the song ceased the wheel stood still
every eye was fixed on the old primum mobile of the circle, who after a short
pause, began a solo that gave much satisfaction to her young auditors, and taking
up the strain, they again turned their wheels round in unison. The whole was sung in
Irish, and as soon as I was observed, suddenly ceased; the girls looked down and tittered
and the old woman addressed me sans ceremonie, and in a language I now
heard for the first time.*
[*These conventions of female industry, so frequent in
many parts of Ireland, especially in the west and north, are called Ouris, and are
thus ingeniously traced to their origin by General Vallancey: Speaking of the Scythian
religion, he observes, that the ceremonies pertaining to their worship were comprehended
in the word 'Haman,' or 'Mann.' From this Mann many of our
mountains receive their names. 'Take an old Irish fable still in every one's mouth, of
Shliabh na Mann Mountain; they say it was first inhabited by foreigners, who
came from very distant countries; that they were of both sexes, and taught the Irish the art
of Oshiris, or Ouris; that is, the management of flax or hemp, etc. etc.
The word Ouris, now means a meeting of women or girls at one house or barn, to
card a quantity of flax, and sometimes there are a hundred together. Wherever there is an
Ouris the Mann comes invisibly and assists.' - Collectanea de Rebus
Hibernica, vol.iv. Preface, p.8]
Supposing that some one among the number must understand English, I explained
with all possible politeness the cause of my intrusion on this little harmonic society. The
old woman looked up in my face and shook her head; I thought contemptuously
while the young ones, stifling their smiles, exchanged looks of compassion, doubtlessly
at my ignorance of their language.
'So many languages a man knows,' said Charles V 'so many times is he a man,' and
its certain I never felt myself less invested with the dignity of one, than while I
stood twirling my stick, and 'biding the encounter of the eyes,' and smiles of these
'spinners in the sun.' Here, you will say, was prejudice opposed to prejudice with a
vengeance; but I comforted myself with the idea that the natives of Greenland, the most
gross and savage of mortals, compliment a stranger by saying, 'he s as well bred as a
Greenlander.'
While thus situated, a sturdy looking young fellow, with that boldness of figure and
openness of countenance so peculiar to the young Irish peasants, and with his hose and
brogues suspended from a stick over his shoulder, approached, and hailed the party in
Irish: the girls instantly pointed his attention towards me; he courteously accosted me in
English, and having learnt the nature of my dilemma, offered to be my guide 'it will not
take me above a mile out of my way, and if it did two, it would make no
odds,' said he. I accepted his offer, and we proceeded together over the summit
of the mountain.
In the course of our conversation (which was very fluently supported on his side), I
learnt, that few strangers ever passing through this remote part of the province, and even
very many of the gentry here speaking Irish, it was a rare thing to meet with any one
wholly unacquainted with the language, which accounted for the surprize, and I believe
contempt, my ignorance had excited.
When I inquired into the nature of those choral strains I had heard, he replied "O!
as to that, it is according to the old woman's fancy;' and in fact I learnt that Ireland, like
Italy, has its improvisatorιs, and that those who are gifted with the impromptu
talent are highly estimated by their rustic compatriots;* and by what he added, I
discovered that their inspirations are either drawn from the circumstances of the moment,
from some striking excellence or palpable defect in some of the company present, or
from some humorous incident or local event generally known.
[*In the romantic story of the beautiful Deirdre, as
related in Keating's History of Ireland (page 176), it is mentioned, that Conor, King of
Ulster, gave his ward a governess celebrated for her poetic talents, named Leal
harchan, 'as she could deliver extempore verses on any subject, and was
consequently much respected by the nobility.' This was A.M 3940.]
As soon as we arrived at the little auberge of the little village, I ordered my
courteous guide his breakfast, and having done all duehonour to my own, we parted.
My route from the village to Bally lay partly through a desolate bog, whose
burning surface, heated by a vertical sun, gave me no inadequate idea of Arabia
Deserta; and the pangs of an acute head-ach, brought on by exercise more violent
than my still delicate constitution was equal to support, determined me to defer my
journey until the meridian ardours were abated; and taking your Horace from my pocket,
I wandered into a shady path, 'impervious to the noon tide ray.' Throwing my 'listless
length' at the foot of a spreading beech, I had already got to that sweet ode to Lydia,
which Scaliger in his enthusiasm, declares he would rather have written than to have
possessed the monarchy of Naples, when somebody accosted me in Irish, and then with a
'God save you, Sir!' I raised my eyes, and beheld a poor peasant driving, or rather
soliciting, a sorry lame cow to proceed.
'May be,' said he, taking off his hat, 'your Honour would be after telling me what's
the hour?' 'Later than I supposed, my good friend,' replied I, rising; 'it is past two.' He
bowed low, and stroking the face of his companions, added, 'well, the day is yet young,
but you and I have a long journey before us, my poor Driminduath.'
'And how far are you going, friend?'
'Please you Honour, two miles beyond Bally.'
'It is my road exactly, and you, Driminduath, and I may perform the journey
together.' The poor fellow seemed touched and surprized by my condescension, and
profoundly bowed his sense of it, while the curious triumviri set off on their
pedestrian tour together.
I now cast an eye over the person of my compagnon de voyage. It was a tall,
thin, athletic figure, 'bony and gaunt,' with an expressive countenance, marked features,
a livid complexion, and a quantity of coarse black hair hanging about the face; the
drapery was perfectly appropriate to the wearer an under garment composed of
'shreds and patches,' was partially covered with an old great coat of coarse frize,
fastened on the breast with a large wooden skewer, the sleeves hanging down on either
side unoccupied,* and a pair of yarn hose which scarcely reached mid-leg, left
the ancle and foot naked.**
[*This manner of wearing the coat, so general among the
peasantry, is deemed by the natives of the county of Galway a remnant of the Spanish
modes.]
[**They are called 'triathians.' Thus in a curious dissertation on an ancient
marble statue, of a bag-piper, by Signor Canonico Orazio Maccari, of Cortona, he
notices, 'Nudi sono i piedi ma due rozze calighe pastorali cuoprone le
gambe.']
Driminduath seemed to share in the obvious poverty of her master she was
almost an anatomy, and scarcely able to crawl. 'Poor beast!' said he, observing I looked
at her, 'Poor beast! little she dreamed of coming back the road she went, and little able
she is to go it, poor soul; not that I am overly sorry I could not get nobody to take
her off my hands at all at all; though to be sure 'tis better loose one's cow nor one's wife,
any day in the year.'
'And had you no alternative?' I asked.
'Anan!' exclaimed he, staring.
'Were you obliged to part with one or the other?' Sorrow is garrulous, and in the
natural selfishness of its suffering, seeks to lessen the weight of its woe by participation.
In a few minutes I was master of Murtoch O'Shaughnassey's story:* he was the husband
of a sick wife; the father of six children, and a labourer, or cotter, who worked
daily throughout the year for the hut that sheltered the heads, and the little potatoe rick
which was the sole subsistence, of his family. He had taken a few acres of ground, he
said, from his employer's steward, to set grass potatoes in, by which he hoped to make
something handsome; that to enable himself to pay for them, he had gone to work in
Leinster during the last harvest, 'where, please your Honour,' he added, 'a poor man gets
more for his labour than in Connaught;** but here it was my luck (and bad luck it was),
to get the shaking fever upon me, so that I returned sick and sore to my poor people,
without a cross to bless myself with, and then there was an end of my fine grass potatoes,
for devil receive the sort they'd let me dig till I paid for the ground; and what was worse,
the steward was going to turn us out of our cabin, because I had not worked out the rent
with him as usual, and not a potatoe had I for the children, besides finding my wife and
two boys in a fever: the boys got well, but my poor wife has been decaying away ever
since; so I was fain to sell my poor Driminduath here, what was left me by my gossip, in
order to pay my rent and get some nourishment for my poor woman, who I believe was
just weak at heart for want of it; and so, as I was after telling your Honour, I left home
yesterday for a fair twenty-five good miles off, but my poor Driminduath has got
such bad usage of late, and was in such bad plight, that nobody would bid nothing for her,
and so we are both returning home as we went, with full hearts and empty
stomachs.'
[*Neither the rencontre with, nor the character or story of
Murtoch, partakes in the least degree of fiction.]
[**This is a very general practice, and though attended frequently with fatal
consequences, still pursued; for by over labour, over heatings, fatigue and colds (caught
by lying in numbers together on the earth, and only covered with a blanket), these poor
adventurers return home to their expecting families with fevers lurking in the veins, or
suffering under violent ague fits, which they call shaking fevers.
It is well know that within these thirty years the Connaught peasant laboured for
three-pence a day and two meals of potatoes and milk, and four-pence when he
maintained himself; while in Leinster the harvest hire rose from eight-pence to a shilling.
Riding out one day near the village of Castletown Delvin, in Westmeath, in company
with the younger branches of the respectable family of the Fns, of that country, we
observed two young men lying at a little distance from each other in a dry ditch, with
some lighted turf burning near them; they both seemed on the verge of eternity, and we
learned from a peasant who was passing, that they were Connaught men who had come to
Leinster to work; that they had been disappointed, and owing to want and fatigue, had
been first seized with agues and then with fevers of so fatal a nature, that no one would
suffer them to remain in their cabins; owing to the benevolent exertions of my young
friends we, however, found an asylum for these unfortunates, and had the happiness of
seeing them return comparatively well and happy to their native province.]
This was uttered with an air of despondency that touched my very soul, and I
involuntarily presented him some sea biscuit I had in my pocket. He thanked me, and
carelessly added, 'that it was the first morsel he had tasted for twenty-four hours;* not,'
said he, 'but I can fast with any one, and well it is for me I can.' He continued brushing
an intrusive tear from his eye; and the next moment whistling a lively air, he advanced to
his cow, talked to her in Irish, in a soothing tone, and presenting her such wild flowers
and blades of grass as the scanty vegetation of the bog afforded, turned round to me with
a smile of self satisfaction and said, 'One can better suffer themselves a thousand times
over than see one's poor dumb beast want: it is next, please your Honour, to seeing one's
child in want God help him who has witnessed both!'
[*The temperance of an Irish peasant in this respect is almost
incredible; many of them are satisfied with one meal a day none of them exceed two
breakfast and supper; which invariably consists of potatoes, sometimes with, sometimes
without milk. One of the rules observed by the Finian land, or ancient militia of
Ireland, was to eat but once in the twenty-four hours. See Keating's History of
Ireland.]
'And art thou then (I mentally exclaimed) that intemperate, cruel, idle savage, an
Irish peasant? with an heart thus tenderly alive to the finest feelings of humanity;
patiently labouring with daily exertion for what can scarce afford thee a bare subsistence;
sustaining the unsatisfied wants of nature without a murmur, nurtured in the hope (the
disappointed hope) of procuring nourishment for her dearer to thee than
thyself, tender of thy animal as thy child, and suffering the consciousness of their
wants to absorb all consideration of thy own; and yet resignation smooths the furrow
which affliction has traced upon thy brow, and the national exility of thy character cheers
and supports the natural susceptibility of thy heart.' In fact, he was at that moment
humming an Irish song by my side.
I need not tell you that the first village we arrived at I furnished him with means of
procuring a comfortable dinner for himself and Driminduath, and advice and medicine
from the village apothecary for his wife. Poor fellow! his surprize and gratitude was
expressed in the true hyperbola of Irish emotion.
Meantime I walked on to examine the ruins of an abbey, where in about half an hour
I was joined by Murtoch and his patient companion, whom he assured me he had regaled
with some hay, as he had himself with a glass of whiskey. What a breakfast for a
famishing man!
'It is a dreadful habit, Murtoch,' said I.
'It is so, please your Honour,' replied he, 'but then it is meat, drink, and clothes to us,
for we forget we have but little of one and less of the other, when we get the drop
within us;* Och, long life to them that lightened the tax on the whiskey, for by my safe
conscience, if they had left it on another year we should have forgotten how to drink
it.'
[*'J'ai souvent entendu reprocher la paresse et l'ivrognι au
paysan. Mais lorsque on est reduit a mourir de faim, n'est-ce pas preferable de ne rien
faire, puisque le travail le plus assidus ne sauroit-en empecher; dans cette situation n'est
il pas fort simple de boire quand on le peut une goutte de fleuve de Lethe pour oublier sa
misere.' La Tocknay.]
I shall make no comment on Murtoch's unconscious philippic against the legislature,
but surely a government has but little right to complain of those popular disorders to
which in a certain degree it may be deemed accessory, by removing the strongest barrier
that confines within moral bounds the turbulent passions of the lower orders of
society.
To my astonishment, I found that Murtoch had only purchased for his sick wife a
little wine and a small piece of bacon:* both, he assured me, were universal and
sovereign remedies, and better than any thing the physicianers could prescribe,
to keep the disorder from the heart.** The spirits of Murtoch were now quite
afloat, and during the rest of the journey the vehemence, pliancy, and ardour of the Irish
character strongly betrayed itself in the manners of this poor unmodified Irishman; while
the natural facetiousness of a temperament 'complexionally pleasant,' was frequently
succeeded by such heart-rending accounts of poverty and distress, as shed involuntary
tears on those cheeks which but a moment before were dissented by the exertions of a
boisterous laugh.
[*It is common to see them come to gentlemen's houses with a
little vial bottle to beg a table spoonful of wine (for a sick relative), which they esteem
the elixir of life.]
[**To be able to keep any disorder from the heart, is supposed (by the lower orders
of the Irish) to be the secret of longevity.]
Nothing could be more wildly sweet than the whistle or song of the ploughman or
labourer as we passed along; it was of so singular a nature, that I frequently paused to
catch it; it is a species of voluntary recitative, and so melancholy, that every plaintive
note breathes on the heart of the auditor a tale of hopeless despondency or incurable woe.
By heavens! I could have wept as I listened, and found a luxury in tears.*
[*Mr Walker, in his Historical Memoir of the Irish Bards, has
given a specimen of the Irish plough-tune; and adds, 'While the Irish ploughman drives
his team, and the female peasant milks her cow, they warble a succession of wild notes
which bid defiance to the rules of composition, yet are inexpressibly sweet.' Page
132.]
The evening was closing in fast, and we were within a mile of Bally, when to a day
singularly fine, succeeded one of the most violent storms of rain and wind I had ever
witnessed. Murtoch, who seemed only to regard it on my account, insisted on throwing
his great coat over me, and pointed to a cabin at a little distance, where, he said, 'if my
Honour would demean myself so far, I could get good shelter for the night.'
'Are you sure of that, Murtoch?' said I.
Murtoch shook his head, and looking full in my face, said something in Irish; which
at my request he translated the words were 'Happy are they whose roof
shelters the head of the traveller.'
'And is it indeed a source of happiness to you, Murtoch?'
Murtoch endeavoured to convince me it was, even upon a selfish
principle: 'For (said he) it is thought right lucky to have a stranger sleep beneath one's
roof.'
If superstition was ever thus on this side of benevolence, even reason herself would
hesitate to depose her. We had now reached the door of the cabin, which Murtoch
opened without ceremony, saying as he entered 'May God and the Virgin Mary pour a
blessing on this house!'* The family, who were all circled round a fine turf fire that
blazed on the earthen hearth, replied, 'Come in, and a thousand welcomes' for Murtoch
served interpreter, and translated as they were spoken these warm effusions of Irish
cordiality. The master of the house, a venerable old man, perceiving me, made a low
bow, and added, 'You are welcome, and ten thousand welcomes,
gentleman.'**
[*A salutation and a benediction are
synonymous, among the lower orders of the Irish.]
[**'Failte augus cead ro ag, duine uasal.' The term gentleman,
however, is a very inadequate version of the Irish uasal, which is an epithet of
superiority that indicates more than mere gentility of birth can bestow, although that
requisite is also included. In a curious dialogue between Ossian and St Patrick, in an old
Irish poem, in which the former relates the combat between Oscar and Illan, St Patrick
solicits him to the detail, addressing him as, 'Ossian uasal, a mhic Fionne.' 'Ossian
the Noble the son of Fingal.']
So you see I hold my letter patent of nobility in my countenance, for I had not yet
divested myself of Murtoch's costume while in the act, the best stool was wiped for me,
the best seat at the fire forced on me, and on being admitted into the social circle, I found
its central point was a round oaken stool heaped with smoking potatoes thrown
promiscuously over it.
To partake of this national diet I was strongly and courteously solicited, while as an
incentive to an appetite that needed none, the old dame produced what she called a
madder of sweet milk, in contradistinction to the sour milk of which the rest
partook; while the cow which supplied the luxury* slumbered most amicably with a large
pig at no great distance from where I sat; and Murtoch glancing an eye at both,
and then looking at me, seemed to say, 'You see into what snug quarters we havegot.'
While I (as I sat with my damp clothes smoking by the turf fire, my madder of milk in
one hand, and hot potatoe in the other), assured him by a responsive glance, that I was
fully sensible of the comforts of our situation.
[*To supply the want of this (by them) highly esteemed luxury,
they cut an onion into a bowl of water, into which they dip their potatoes. This they
call a scadan coach, or blind herring.
As soon as supper was finished the old man said grace, the family piously blessed
themselves, and the stool being removed, the hearth swept, and the fire replenished from
the bog, Murtoch threw himself on his back along a bench,* and unasked began a song,
the wild and plaintive melody of which went at once to the soul.
[*This curious vocal position is of very ancient origin in
Connaught, though now by no means prevalent. Formerly the songster not only lay on
his back, but had a weight pressed on his chest. The author's father recollects to have
seen a man in the county of Mayo, of the name of O'Melvill, who sung for him in the
position some years back.]
When he had concluded, I was told it was the lamentation of the poor Irish for the
loss of their glibbs, or long tresses, of which they were deprived by the arbitrary
will of Henry VIII. The song (composed in his reign), is called the Cualin,*
which I am told is literally, the fair ringlet.
[*The Cualin is one of the most popular and beautiful Irish airs
extant.]
When the English had drawn a pale round their conquests in this country, such of the
inhabitants as were compelled to drag on their existence beyond the barrier, could no
longer afford to cover their heads with metal, and were necessitated to rely on the
resistance of their matted locks. At length this necessity became 'the fashion of their
choice.'
The partiality of the ancient Irish to long hair is still to be traced in their descendants
of both sexes, the women in the particular; for I observed that the young ones
only wore their 'native ornament of hair,' which sometimes flows over their
shoulders, sometimes is fastened up in tresses, with a pin or bodkin. A fashion more in
unison with grace and nature, though less in point with formal neatness, than the round-
eared caps and large hats of our rustic fair in England.
Almost every word of Murtoch's lamentation was accompanied by the sighs and
mournful lamentations of his auditors, who seemed to sympathize as tenderly in the
sufferings of their progenitors, as though they had themselves been victims to the tyranny
which had caused them. The arch-policy of the 'ruthless king,' who destroyed at once
the records of a nation's woes, by extirpating 'the tuneful race,' whose art would have
perpetuated them to posterity, never appeared to me in greater force than at that
moment.
In the midst, however, of the melancholy which involved the mourning auditors of
Murtoch, a piper entered, and seating himself by the fire, sans faηon, drew his
pipes from under his coat, and struck up an Irish lilt of such inspiring animation, as might
have served St Basil of Limoges, the merry patron of dancing, for a jubilate.
In a moment, in the true pliability of Irish temperament, the whole pensive group
cheered up, flung away their stools, and as if bit to merry madness by a tarantula, set to
dancing jigs with all their hearts, and all their strength into the bargain. Murtoch
appeared not less skilled in the dance than song; and every one (according to the just
description of Goldsmith, who was a native of this province), seemed
'To seek renown,
By holding out to tire each other down.'
Although much amused by this novel style of devotion at the shrine of Terpsichore,
yet as the night was now calm, and an unclouded moon dispersed the gloom of twilight
obscurity, I arose to pursue my journey. Murtoch would accompany me, though our
hospitable friends did their utmost to prevail on both to remain for the night.
When I insisted on my host receiving a trifle, I observed poverty struggling with
pride, and gratitude superior to both: he at least reluctantly consented to be prevailed on,
by my assurance of forgetting to call on them again when I passed that way, if I were
now denied. I was followed for several paces by the whole family, who parted
with, as they received me, with blessings; for their courtesy upon all
occasions, seems interwoven with their religion, and not to be pious in their forms of
etiquette, is not to be polite.
Benevolent and generous beings whose hard labour
'Just gives what life requires, but gives no
more;'
yet who, with the ever ready smile of heart-felt welcome, are willing to share that
hard-earned little with the weary traveller whom chance conducts to your threshold, or
the solitary wanderer whom necessity throws upon your bounty. How did my heart smite
me, while I received the cordial rites of hospitality from your hands, for the prejudices I
had hitherto nurtured against your characters. But your smiling welcome, and parting
benediction, retributed my error in the feeling of remorse they awakened.
It was late when I reached Bally, a large, ugly, irregular town, near the sea coast;
but fortunately meeting with a chaise, I threw myself into it, gave Murtoch my address,
(who was all amazement at discovering I was the son to the Lord of the Manor), and
arrived without further adventure at this antique chateau, more gratified by the
result of my little pedestrian tour, than if (at least in the present state of my feelings), I
had performed it Sesostris-like, in a triumphal chariot drawn by kings; for 'so weary,
stale, flat, and unprofitable,' appear to me the tasteless pleasures of the world I have left,
that every sense, every feeling, is in a state of revolt against its sickening joys, and their
concommitant sufferings.
Adieu! I am sending this off by a courier extraordinary, to the next post-town, in the
hope of receiving one from you by the same hand.
H.M.
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LETTER III
TO J.D. ESQ. M.P.
I perceive my father emulates the policy of British Legislature, and delegates English
ministers to govern his Irish domains. Who, do you think, is his fac-totum here?
The rascally son of his cunning Leicestershire steward who unites all his father's artifice
to a proportionable share of roguery of his own. I have had some reason to know the
fellow; but his servility of manner, and apparent rigid discharge of his duties, has
imposed on my father; who, with all his superior mind, is to be imposed on, by those who
know how to find the clue to his point of fallibility: his noble soul can never stoop to dive
into the minute vices of a rascal of this description.
Mr Clendinning was absent from M house when I arrived, but attended me the
next morning at breakfast, with that fawning civility of manner I abhor, and which,
contrasted with the manly courteousness of my late companion, never appeared more
grossly obvious. He endeavoured to amuse me with a detail of the ferocity, cruelty, and
uncivilized state of those among whom (as he hinted), I was banished for my sins. He
had now, he said, been near five years among them, and had never met an individual of
the lower order who did not deserve an halter at least: for his part, he kept a tight hand
over them, and he was justified in so doing, or his Lord would be the sufferer; for few of
them would pay their rents till their cattle were driven, or some such measure was taken
with them. And as for the labourers and workmen, a slave-driver was the only man fit to
deal with them: they were all rebellious, idle, cruel, and treacherous; and for his part, he
never expected to leave the country with his life.
It is not possible a better defence for the imputed turbulence of the Irish peasantry
could be made, than that which lurked in the unprovoked accusations of this narrow-
minded sordid steward, who, it is evident, wished to forestall the complaints of those on
whom he had exercised the native tyranny of his disposition (even according to his own
account), by every species of harassing oppression within the compass of his ability. For
if power is a dangerous gift even in the regulated mind of elevated rank, what does it
become in the delegated authority of ignorance, meanness and illiberality?*
[*'A horde of tyrants exist in Ireland, in a class of men that are
unknown in England, in the multitude of agents of absentees, small proprietors,
who are the pure Irish squires, middle men who take large farms, and squeeze out a
forced kind of profit by letting them in small parcels; lastly, the little farmers themselves,
who exercise then same insolence they receive from their superiors, on those unfortunate
beings who are placed at the extremity of the scale of degradation the Irish Peasantry!'
An Enquiry into the Causes of Popular Discontents in Ireland, etc.
etc.]
My father, however, by frequent visitations to his Irish estates (within these few
years at least), must afford to his suffering tenantry an opportunity of redress; for who
that ever approached him with a tear of suffering, left his presence with a tear of
gratitude! But many, very many of the English nobility who hold immense tracts of land
in this country, and draw from hence in part the suppliance of their luxuries, have never
visited their estates, since conquest first put them in the possession of their ancestors.
Ours, you know, fell to us in the Cromwellian wars, but since the time of General M,
who earned them by the sword, my father, his lineal descendant, is the first of the family
who ever visited them. And certainly a wish to conciliate the affections of his tenantry,
could alone induce him to spend so much of his time here as he has done; for the situation
of this place is bleak and solitary, and the old mansion, like the old manor houses of
England, has neither the architectural character of an antique structure, nor the
accommodation of a modern one.
'Ayant l'air delabri, sans l'air
antique.'
On inquiring for the key of the library, Mr Clendinning informed me his Lord always
took it with him, but that a box of books had come from England a few days before my
arrival.
As I suspected, they were all law books well, be it so; there are few sufferings more
acute than those which forbid complaint, because they are self-created.
Four days have elapsed since I began this letter, and I have been prevented from
continuing it merely for want of something to say.
I cannot now sit down, as I once did, and give you a history of my ideas or sensation,
in the deficiency of fact or incident; for I have survived my sensations, and my ideas are
dry and exhausted.
I can now trace my joys to their source, or my sorrows to their spring, for I am
destitute of their present, and insensible to their former existence. The energy of youthful
feeling is subdued, and the vivacity of warm emotion worn out by its own violence. I
have lived too fast in a moral as well as a physical sense, and the principles of my
intellectual, as well as my natural constitution are, I fear, fast hastening to decay. I live
the tomb of my expiring mind, and preserve only the consciousness of my wretched state,
without the power, and almost without the wish to be otherwise than what I am. And yet,
God knows I am nothing less than contented.
Would you hear my journal? I rise late to my solitary breakfast, because it is
solitary; then to study, or rather to yawn over Giles versus Haystack, until
(to check the creeping effects of lethargy), I rise from my reading desk, and lounge to a
window, which commands a boundless view of a boundless bog; then 'with what appetite
I may,' sit down to a joyless dinner. Sometimes, when seduced by the blandishments of
an evening singularly beautiful, I quit my den, and prowl down to the
sea-shore, where, throwing myself at the foot of some cliff that 'battles o'er the deep,' I
fix my vacant eye on the stealing waves that
'Idly swell against the rocky coast,
And break as break those glittering shadows,
Human joys.'
Then wet with the ocean spray and evening dew, return to bed, merely to avoid the
intrusive civilities of Mr Clendinning. 'Thus wear the hours away.'
I had heard that the neighbourhood about M house was very good: I can answer for
its being populous. Although I took every precaution to prevent my arrival being known,
yet the natives have come down on me in hordes, and this in all the form of haut
ton, as the innumerable cards of the clans of Os and Macs evince. I have, however,
neither been visible to the visitants, nor accepted their invitations; for 'man delights me
not, nor woman either.' Nor woman either! Oh! uncertainty of all human propensities!
Yet so it is, that every letter that composes the word woman! seems cabilistical,
and rouses every principle of aversion and disgust within me; while I often ask myself
with Tasso,
'Se pur ve nelle amor alcum diletto.'
It is certain, that the diminutive body of our worthy steward, is the abode of the
transmigrated soul of some West Indian planter. I have been engaged these two
days in listening to, and retributing those injuries his tyranny has inflicted, in spite of his
rage, eloquence, and threats, none of which have been spared. The victims of his
oppression haunt me in walks, fearful lest their complaints should come to the knowledge
of this puissant major domo.
'But why,' said I to one of the sufferers, after a detail of seized geese, pounded cows,
extra-labour, cruelty extorted, ejectments, etc. etc. given in all the tedious circumlocution
of Irish oratory, 'why not complain to my father when he comes among you?'
'Becaise, please you Honour, my Lord stays but a few days at a time here together,
nor that same neither: besides, we be loath to trouble his Lordship, for feard it would be
after coming to measter Clendinnin's ears, which would be the ruination of us all; and
then when my Lord is at the Lodge, which he mostly is, he is always out amongst the
quality, so he is.'
'What Lodge?' said I.
'Why, please your Honour, where my Lord mostly takes up when he comes here, the
place that belonged to measter Clendinnin, who called it the Lodge; because the
good old Irish name that was upon it happened not to hit his fancy.'
In the evening I asked Clendinning if my father did not sometimes reside at the
Lodge? He seemed surprized at my information, and said, that was the name he had
given to a ruinous old place which, with a few acres of indifferent land, he had purchased
out of his hard labour, and which his Lord having taken an unaccountable liking to,
rented from him, and was actually the tenant of his own steward.
O! what arms of recrimination I should be furnished with against my rigidly moral
father, should I discover this remote Cassino (for remote I understand it is), to be
the harem of some wild Irish Sultana; for I strongly suspect 'that metal
more attractive' than the cause he assigns, induces him to pay an annual visit to a country
to which, till within these few years, he nurtured the strongest prejudices. You know
there are but 19 years between him and my brother; and his feelings are so unblunted by
vicious pursuits, his life has been guided by such epicurean principles of enjoyment, that
he still retains much of the first warm flush of juvenile existence, and has only sacrificed
to time, its follies and its ignorance. I swear, at this moment he is a younger man than
either of his sons; the one chilled by the coldness of an icy temperament into premature
old age, and the other!!!
Murtoch has been to see me. I have procured him a little farm, and am answerable
for the rent. I sent his wife some rich wine; she is recovering very fast. Murtoch is all
gratitude for the wine, but I perceive his faith still likes in the bacon!
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LETTER IV
TO J.D. ESQ. M.P.
I can support this wretched state of non-existence, this articula mortis, no
longer. I cannot read I cannot think nothing touches, nothing interests me; neither is
it permitted me to indulge my sufferings in solitude. These hospitable people still weary
me with their attentions, though they must consider me as a sullen misanthropist, for I
persist in my invisibility. I can escape them no longer but by flight professional study
is out of the question, for a time at least. I mean, therefore, to 'take the wings of' some
fine morning and seek a change of being in a change of place; for a perpetual state of
evagation alone, keeps up the flow and ebb of existence in my languid frame. My
father's last letter informs me he is obliged by business to postpone his journey for a
month; this leaves me so much the longer master of myself. By the time we meet, my
mind may have regained its native tone. Laval too, writes for a longer leave of
absence, which I most willingly grant. It is a weight removed off my shoulders; I would
be savagely free.
I thank you for your welcome letters, and will do what I can to satisfy your
antiquarian taste; and I would take your advice, and study the Irish language, were my
powers of comprehension equal to the least of the philosophical excellencies of Tom
Thumb, or Goody Two Shoes; but alas!
'Se perchetto a me Stesso quale acquisto,
Faro mai che me piaccia.'*
[*Torquatto Tasso]
Villa di Marino, Atlantic Ocean
Having told Mr Clendinning that I should spend a few days in wandering about the
country, I mounted my horse. So determined to roam free and unrestrained by the
presence of a servant, to Mr Clendinning's utter amazement, I ordered a few changes of
linen, my drawing-book and pocket escritoire, to be put in a small valise, which, with all
due humility, I had strapped on the back of my steed, whom, by the bye, I expect will be
as celebrated as the Rozinante of Don Quixote, or the Beltenebros L'Amadis
de Gaul; and thus accoutred, set off on my peregrination, the most listless knight that
ever entered on the lists of errantry.
You will smile, when I tell you my first point of attraction was the Lodge; to
which (though with some difficulty) I found my way; for it lies in a most wild and
unfrequented direction, but so infinitely superior in situation to M house, that I no
longer wonder at my father's preference. Every feature that constitutes either the beauty
or sublime of landscape, is here finely combined. Groves druidically venerable
mountains of Alpine elevation expansive lakes, and the boldest and most romantic seas
coast I ever beheld, alternately diversify and enrich its scenery; while a number of young
and flourishing plantations evince the exertion of a taste in my father, he certainly has not
betrayed in the disposition of his hereditary domains. I found this Tusculum
inhabited only by a decent old man and his superannuated wife. Without informing them
who I was, I made a feigned wish to make the place a pretext for visiting it. The old man
smiled at the idea, and shook his heard, presuming that I must be indeed a stranger in the
country, as my accent denoted, for that this spot belonged to a great English Lord,
whom he verily believed would not resign it for his own fine place some miles off; but
when, with some jesuitical artifice, I endeavoured to trace the cause of this attachment, he
said it was his Lordship's fancy, and that there was no accounting for people's
fancies.
'That is all very true,' said I; 'but is it the house only that seized on your Lord's
fancy?'
'Nay, for the matter of that,' said he, 'the lands are far more finer; the house, though
large, being no great things.' I begged in this instance to judge for myself, and a few
shillings procured me not only free egress, but the confidence of the ancient
Cicerone.
This fancied harem, however, I found not only divested of its expected fair
inhabitant, but wholly destitute of furniture, except what filled a bed-room occupied by
my father, and an apartment which was locked. The old man with some tardiness
produced the key, and I found this mysterious chamber was only a study; but closer
inspection discovered, that almost all the books related to the language, history, and
antiquities of Ireland.
So you see, in fact, my father's Sultana is no other than the Irish
Muse; and never was son so tempted to become the rival of his father, since the days
of Antiochus and Stratonice. For, at a moment when my taste, like my senses, is flat and
palled, nothing can operate so strongly as an incentive, as novelty. I strongly suspect that
my father was aware of this, and that he had despoiled the temple, to prevent my
becoming a worshipper at the same shrine. For the old man said he had received a letter
from his Lord, ordering away all the furniture (except that of his own bed-room and
study) to the manor house; the study and bed room however, will suffice me, and here I
shall certainly pitch my head-quarters until my father's arrival.
I have already had some occasions to remark, that the warm susceptible character of
the Irish is open to the least indication of courtesy and kindness.
My politesse to this old man, opened ever sluice of confidence in my breast,
and, as we walked down the avenue together, having thrown the bridle over my horse's
neck, and offered him my arm, for he as lame, I inquired how this beautiful farm fell into
the hands of Lord M; still concealing from him that it was his son who demanded the
question.
'Why, your Honour,' said he, 'the farm, though beautiful, is small; however, it made
the best part of what remained of the patrimony of the Prince, when '
'What Prince?' interrupted I, amazed.
'Why the Prince of Inismore, to be sure, jewel, whose great forefathers once owned
the half of the barony, from the Red Bog to the sea coast. Och! It is a long story, but I
have heard my grandfather tell it a thousand times, how a great Prince of Inismore, in the
wars of Queen Elizabeth, here had a castle and a great tract of land on the
borders, of which he was deprived, as the story runs, becaise he would neither cut
his glibbs, shave his upper lip, nor shorten his shirt:* and so he was driven with
the rest of us beyond the pale. The family, however, after a while, flourished
greater nor ever. Och, and its themselves that might; for they were true Milesians, bred
and born, every mother's soul of them. O! not a drop of Strongbonean flowed in
their Irish veins agrah! Well, as I was after telling your Honour, the family flourished,
and beat all before them, for they had an army of galloglasses at their back,**
until the Cromwellian wars broke out, and those same cold-hearted Presbyterians battered
the fine old ancient castle of Inismore, and left it in the condition it now stands;
and what was worse nor that, the poor old Prince was put to death in the arms of his fine
young son, who tried to save him, and that by one of Cromwell's English Generals, who
received the townlands of Inismore, which lie near Bally, as his reward. Now this
English General who murdered the Prince, was no other than the ancestor of my Lord,
who whom these estates descended from father to son. Aye, you may well start, Sir, it
was a woeful piece of business; for of all their fine estates, nothing was left to the Princes
of Inismore, but the ruins of their old castle, and the rocks that surround it; except this
tight little bit of an estate here, on which the father of the present Prince built this house;
becaise his Lady, with whom he got a handsome fortune, and who was descended from
the Kings of Connaught, took a dislike to the castle; the story going that it was haunted
by the murdered Prince; and what with building this house, spending 3000l. a-year out of
300l., when he died (and the sun never shone upon such a funeral; the whiskey ran about
like ditch water, and the country was stocked with pipes and tobacco for many a
long year after. For the present Prince his son, would not be a bit behind with his father
in any thing, and so signs on him, for he is not worth one guinea this blessed day, Christ
save him); well, as I was saying, when he died, he left things in a sad way, which his
son has not the man to mind, for he was the spirit of a King, and lives in as much state as
one to this day.'
[*From the earliest settlement of the English in this country, an
inquisitorial persecution had been carried on against the national costume. In the reign of
Henry V, there was an act passed against even the English colonists wearing a whisker on
the upper lip, like the Irish; and in 1616, the Lord Deputy, in his instructions to the Lord
President and Council, directed, that such as appeared in Irish robes or mantles, should be
punished by fine and imprisonment.]
[**The second order of military in Ireland.]
'But where, where does he live?' interrupted I, with breathless impatience.
'Why,' continued this living Chronicle, in the true spirit of Irish replication, 'he did
live there in that Lodge, as they call it now, and in that room where my Lord keeps his
books, was our young Princess born; her father never had but her, and loves her better
than his own heart's blood, as well he may, the blessing of the Virgin Mary and the
Twelve Apostles light on her sweet head. Well, the Prince would never let it come near
him, that things were not going on well, and continued to take at great rents, farms that
brought him in little; for being a Prince and a Milesian, it did not become him to look
after such matters, and every thing was left to stewards and the like, until things coming
to the worst, a rich English gentleman, as it was said, came over here, and offered the
Prince, through his steward, a good round sum of money on this place, which the Prince,
being harassed by his spalpeen creditors, and wanting a little ready money more
than any other earthly thing, consented to receive the gentleman; sending him word he
should have his own time; but scarcely was the mortgage a year old, when this same
Englishman, (Oh, my curse lie about him, Christ pardon me), foreclosed it, and the fine
old Prince not having as much as a shed to shelter his grey hairs under, was forced to fit
up part of the old ruined castle, and open those rooms which it had been said were
haunted. Discharging many of his old servants, he was accompanied to the castle by the
family steward, the fosterers, the nurse,* the harper, and Father John, the
chaplain.
[*The custom of retaining the nurse who reared the children, has ever
been, and is still in force among the most respectable families in Ireland, as it is still in
modern, and was formerly in ancient Greece, and they are probably both derived
from the same origin. We read, that when Rebecca left her father's house to marry Isaac
at Beersheba, the nurse was sent to accompany her. But in Ireland, not only the nurse
herself, but her husband and children, are objects of peculiar regard and attention, and are
called fosterers; the claims of these fosterers frequently descend from generation
to generation, and the tie which unites them is indissoluble. Sometimes, however, it is
cemented by a less disinterested sentiment than affection; and the claims of the fosterers
become an hereditary tax on the bounty of the fostered.]
'Och, it was a piteous sight the day he left this: he was leaning on the Lady
Glorvina's arm, as he walked out to the chaise. "James Tyral," says he to me in Irish, for
I caught his eye; "James Tyral," but he could say no more, for the old tenants kept crying
about him, and he put his mantle to his eyes and hurried into the chaise; the Lady
Glorvina kissing her hand to us all, and crying bitterly till she was out of sight. But then,
Sir, what would you have of it: the Prince shortly after found out that this same Mr
Mortgagee, was no other than a spalpeen steward of Lord M's. It was thought
he would have at first run mad, when he found that almost the last acre of his hereditary
lands was in the possession of the servant of his hereditary enemy; for so deadly is the
hatred he bears my Lord, that upon my conscience, I believe the young Prince who held
the bleeding body of his murdered father in his arms, felt not greater for the murdered,
than our Prince does for that murderer's descendant.
'Now, my Lord is just such a man as God never made better, and wishing with all the
veins in his heart to serve the old Prince, and do away all difference between them, what
does he do jewel? but writes him a mighty pretty letter, offering this house and part of the
land as a present. O! divil a word a lie I'm after telling you; but what would have of it,
but this offer sets the Prince madder than all; for you know that this was an insult on his
honour, which warmed every drop of Milesian blood in his body, for he would rather
starve to death all his life, than have it thought he would be obligated to any body at all at
all for wherewithal to support him; so with that the Prince writes him a letter: it was
brought by the old stewart, who knew every line of the contents of it, though divil a line
in it but two, and that same was but one and half, as one may say, and this it was, as the
old steward told me:
"The son of the son of the son's son of Bryan Prince of Inismore, can receive no
favour from the descendant of his ancestor's murderer."
'Now it was plain enough to be seen, that my Lord took this to heart, as well he
might faith; however, he considered that it came from a misfortunate Prince, he let it
drop, and so this was all ever passed between them; however, he was angry enough with
his steward, but measter Clendinnin put his comehither on him, and convinced
him that the biggest rogue alive was an honest man.'
'And the Prince!' I interrupted eagerly.
'Och, jewel, the prince lives away in the old Irish fashion, only he has not a Christian
soul now at all at all, most of the old Milesian gentry having quit the country; besides, the
Prince being in a bad state of health, and having nearly lost the use of his limbs, and his
heart being heavy, and his purse light; for all that he keeps up the old Irish customs and
dress, letting nobody eat at the same table but his daughter,* not even his Lady, when she
was alive.'
[*M'Dermot, Prince of Coolavin, never suffered his wife to sit at table
with him; although his daughter-in-law was permitted to that honour, as she was
descended from the royal family of te O'Conor.
When the Earl of K, Mr O'H, member for Sligo, and Mr S, a gentleman of
fortune, waited on the Prince, he received them in the following manner: 'K you are
welcome; O'H, you may sit down; but for you,' (turning to Mr S, who was
unfortunately of English extraction), 'I know nothing of you.' The compliment paid to
Mr O'H, arose from his mother being the descendant of Milesian
ancestry.]
'And do you think the son of Lord M would have no chance of obtaining an
audience from the Prince?'
'What, the young gentleman that they say is come to M house? why about as
much chance as his father; but by my conscience that's a bad one.'
'And your young Princess, is she as implacable as her father?'
'Why faith! I cannot well tell you what the Lady Glorvina is, for she is like nothing
upon the face of God's creation but herself. I do not know how it comes to pass, that
every mother's soul of us love her better nor the Prince; aye, by my conscience, and fear
her too; for well may they fear her, on the score of her great learning, being brought up
by Father John, the chaplain, and spouting Latin faster nor the priest of the parish: and we
may well love her, for she is a saint upon earth, and a great physicianer to boot;
curing all the sick and maimed for twenty miles round. Then she is so proud, that divil a
one soul of the quality will she visit in the whole barony, though she will sit in a smoky
cabin for hours together, to talk to the poor: besides all this, she will sit for hours at her
Latin and Greek, after the family are gone to bed, and yet you will see her up with the
dawn, running like a doe about the rocks; her fine yellow hair streaming in the wind, for
all the world like a mermaid. Och! my blessing light on her every day she sees the light,
for she is a jewel of a child.'
'A child! say you?'
'Why, to be sure I think her one; for many a time I carried her in these arms, and
taught her to bless herself in Irish; but she is not child either, for as one of our old Irish
songs says, "Upon her cheek we see love's letter sealed with a damask rose."* But if
your Honour has any curiosity you may judge for yourself; for matins and vespers are
celebrated every day in the year, in the old chapel belonging to the castle, and the whole
family may attend.'
[*This is a line in a song of one Dignum, who composed in his native
language, but could neither read or write, nor spoke any language but his own.
'I have seen,' said the celebrated Edmund Burke (who in his boyish days had known
him), 'some of his effusions translated into English, but was assured by judges, that they
fell far short of the originals; yet they contained some graces "snatched beyond the reach
of art".' VideLife of Burke]
'And are strangers also permitted?'
'Faith and its themselves that are; but few indeed trouble them, though none are
denied. I used to get mass myself sometimes, but it is now too far to walk for me.'
This was sufficient, I waited to hear no more, but repaid my communicative
companion for his information, and rode off, having inquired the road to Inismore from
the first man I met.
It would be vain, it would be impossible, to describe the emotion which the simple
tale of this old man awakened. The descendant of a murderer! The very scoundrel
steward of my father revelling in the property of a man, who shelters his aged head
beneath the ruins of those walls where his ancestors bled under the uplifted sword of
mine.
Why this, you will say, is the romance of a novel-read school boy. Are we not all,
the little and the great, descended from assassins; was not the first born man a fratricide?
and still, on the field of unappeased contention, does not 'man the murderer, meet the
murderer, man?'
Yes, yes, 'tis all true; humanity acknowledges it and shudders. But still I wish
my family had never possessed an acre of ground in this country, or possessed it
on other terms. I always knew the estate fell into our family in the civil wars of
Cromwell, and in the world's language, was the well-earned meed of my progenitors'
valour; but I seemed to hear it now for the first time.
I am glad, however, that this old Irish chieftain is such a ferocious savage; that one
pity his fate awakens, is qualified by aversion for his implacable, irascible disposition. I
am glad his daughter is redheaded, a pedant, and a romp; that she spouts Latin
like the priest of the parish, and cures sore fingers; that she avoids genteel society, where
her ideal rank would procure her no respect, and her unpolished ignorance, by force of
contrast, make her feel her real inferiority; that she gossips among the poor peasants, over
whom she can reign liege Lady; and, that she has been brought up by a Jesuitical priest,
who has doubtlessly rendered her as bigoted and illiberal as himself. All this soothes my
conscientious throes of feeling and compassion; for Oh! if this savage chief was generous
and benevolent, as he is independent and spirited; if this daughter was amiable and
intelligent, as she must be simple and unvitiated! But I dare not pursue the supposition.
It is better as it is.
You would certainly never guess that the Villa de Marino, from whence I
date the continuation of my letter, was simply a fisherman's hut on the sea coast,
half way between the Lodge and Castle of Inismore, that is, seven miles distant from
each. Determined on attending vespers at Inismore, I was puzzling my brain to think
where or how I should pass the night, when this hut caught my eye, and I rode up to it to
inquire if there was any inn in the neighbourhood, where a Chevalier Errant could
shelter his adventurous head for a night; but I was informed the nearest inn was fifteen
miles distant, so I bespoke a little fresh straw, and a clean blanket, which hung airing on
some fishing tackle outside the door of this marine hotel, in preference to riding
so far for a bed, at so late an hour as that in which the vespers would be concluded.
This, mine host of the Atlantic promised me, pointing to a little board suspended over
the door, on which was written
'Good Dry Lodging.'
My landlord, however, convinced me his hotel afforded something better than good
dry lodging; for entreating I would alight, till a shower passed over which was beginning
to fall, I entered the hut, and found his wife, a sturdy lad their eldest son, and two naked
little ones, seated at their dinner, and enjoying such as feast, as Apicius, who sailed to
Africa from Rome to eat good oysters, would gladly have voyaged from Rome to Ireland,
to have partaken of; for they were absolutely dining on an immense turbot (whose fellow-
sufferers were floundering in a boat that lay anchored near the door). A most cordial
invitation on their part, and a most willing compliance on mine, was the ceremony of a
moment; and never did an English alderman on turtle day, or Roman Emperor on
lampreys and peacock's livers, make a more delicious repast, than the chance guest of
these good people, on their boiled turbot and roasted potatoes, which was quaffed down
with a pure phalernian of a neighbouring spring.
Having learnt that the son was going with the compeers of the demolished turbot to
Bally, I took out my little escritoire to write you an account of the first adventure of my
chivalrous tour; while one of spring's most grateful sunny showers, is pattering on the
leaves of the only tree that shades this simple dwelling, and my Rosinante is
nibbling a scanty dinner from the patches of vegetation that sprinkle the surrounding
cliffs. Adieu! The vesper hour arrives. In all 'my orisons thy sins shall be remembered.'
The spirit of adventure wholly possesses me, and on the dusky horizon of life, some little
glimmering of light begins to dawn.
Encore adieu,
H.M.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
LETTER V
TO J.D. ESQ. M.P.
Castle of Inismore, Barony of
Aye, 'tis even so point your glass, and rub your eyes, 'tis all one; here I am, and
here I am likely to remain for some time. But whether a prisoner of war, or taken up on a
suspicion of espionage, or to be offered as an appeasing sacrifice to the manes of
the old Prince of Inismore, you must for a while suspend your patience to learn.
According to the carte du pays laid out for me by the fisherman, I left the
shore and crossed the summit of a mountain that 'battled o'er the deep,' and which after
an hour's ascension, I found sloped almost perpendicularly down to a bold and rocky
coast, its base terminating in a peninsula, that advanced for near a mile into the ocean.
Towards the extreme western point of this peninsula, which was wildly romantic beyond
all description, arose a vast and grotesque pile of rocks, which at once formed the scite
and fortifications of the noblest mass of ruins on which my eye ever rested. Grand even
in desolation, and magnificent in decay it was the Castle of Inismore. The setting sun
shone brightly on its mouldering turrets, and the waves which bathed its rocky basis,
reflected on their swelling bosoms the dark outlines of its awful ruins.*
[*Those who have visited the Castle of Dunluce, near the Giants'
Causeway, may, perhaps, have some of its striking features in this rude draught of the
Castle of Inismore.]
As I descended the mountain's brow, I observed that the little isthmus which joined
the peninsula to the mainland, had been cut away, and a curious danger-threatening
bridge was rudely thrown across the intervening gulf, flung from the rocks on one side to
an angle of the mountain on the other, leaving a yawning chasm of some fathoms deep
beneath the foot of the wary passenger. This must have been a very perilous pass in days
of civil warfare; and in the intrepidity of my darling ancestor, I almost forgot his crime.
Amidst the interstices of the rocks which skirted the shores of this interesting peninsula,
patches of the richest vegetation were to be seen, and the trees, which sprung wildly
among its venerable ruins, were bursting into all the vernal luxuriance of spring. In the
course of my descent, several cabins of a better description than I had yet seen, appeared
scattered beneath the shelter of the mountain's innumerable projections; while in the air
and dress of their inhabitants (which the sound of my horse's feet brought to their
respective doors), I evidently perceived a something original and primitive, I had never
noticed before in this class of persons here.
They appeared to me, I know not why, to be in their holiday garb, and their dress,
though grotesque and coarse, was cleanly and characteristic. I observed that round the
heads of the elderly dames were folded several wreaths of white or coloured linen,* that
others had handkerchiefs** lightly folded round their brows, and curiously fastened
under the chin; while the young wore their hair fastened up with wooden bodkins. They
were all enveloped in large shapeless mantles of blue frize, and most of them had a rosary
hanging on their arm, from whence I inferred they were on the point of attending vespers
at the chapel of Inismore. I alighted at the door of a cabin a few paces distant from the
Alpine bridge, and entreated a shed for my horse, while I performed my devotions. The
man to whom I addressed myself, seemed the only one of several who surrounded me,
that understood English, and appeared much edified by my pious intention, saying, 'that
God would prosper my Honour's journey, and that I was welcome to a shed for my horse,
and a night's lodging for myself into the bargain.' He then offered to be my guide, and as
we crossed the draw-bridge, he told me I was out of luck by not coming earlier, for that
high mass had been celebrated that morning for the repose of the soul of a Prince of
Inismore, who had been murdered on this very day of the month. 'And when this day
comes round,' he added, 'we all attend dressed in our best; for my part, I never wear my
poor old grandfather's berrad but on the like occasion,' taking off a curious cap
of a conical form, which he twirled round his hand, and regarded with much
satisfaction.***
[*'The women's ancient head-dress so perfectly resembles that of the
Egyptian Isis, that it cannot be doubted but that the modes of Egypt were preserved
among the Irish.' Walker on the Ancient Irish Dress, page 62.
The Author's father, who lived in the early part of his life in a remote skirt of the
Province of Connaught, remembers to have seen the heads of the female peasantry
encircled with folds of linen in form of a turban.]
[**These handkerchiefs they call Binnogues: it is a remnant of a very ancient
mode.]
[***A few years back, Hugh Dugan, a peasant of the County of Kilkenny, who
affected the ancient Irish dress, seldom appeared without his
berrad.]
By heavens! As I breathed this region of superstition, so strongly was I infected, that
my usual scepticism was scarcely proof against my inclination to mount my horse and
gallop off, as I shudderingly pronounced,
'I am then entering the Castle of Inismore, on the anniversary of that day on which
my ancestors took the life of its venerable Prince!'
You see, my good friend, how much we are the creatures of situation and
circumstance, and with what pliant servility the mind resigns itself to the impressions of
the senses, or the illusions of the imagination.
We had now reached the ruined cloisters of the chapel; I paused to examine their
curious but dilapidated architecture when my guide, hurrying me on said, 'if I did not
quicken my pace, I should miss getting a good view of the Prince,' who was just entering
by a door opposite to that we had passed through. Behold me then mingling among a
group of peasantry, and, like them, straining my eyes to that magnet which fascinated
every glance.
And sure, Fancy, in her boldest flight, never gave to the fairy vision of poetic dreams,
a combination of images more poetically fine, more strikingly picturesque, or more
impressively touching. Nearly one half of the chapel of Inismore has fallen into decay,
and the ocean breeze, as it rushed through the fractured roof, wafted the torn banners of
the family which hung along its dismantled walls. The red beams of the sinking un shone
on the glittering tabernacle which stood on the altar, and touched with their golden light
the sacerdotal vestments of the two officiating priests, who ascended its broken steps at
the moment that the Prince and his family entered.
The first of this most singular and interesting group, was the venerable Father John,
the chaplain. Religious enthusiasm never gave to the fancied form of the first of the
Patriarchs, a countenance of more holy expression, or divine resignation; a figure more
touching by its dignified simplicity, or an air more beneficently mild more meekly
good. He was dressed in his pontificals, and with his eyes bent to earth, his hands spread
upon his breast, he joined his coadjutors.
What a contrast to this saintly being now struck my view; a form almost gigantic in
stature, yet gently thrown forward by evident infirmity; limbs of Herculean mould, and a
countenance rather furrowed by the inroads of vehement passions, than the deep trace of
years. Eyes still emanating the ferocity of an unsubdued spirit, yet tempered by a strong
trait of benevolence, which, like a glory, irradiated a broad expansive brow, a mouth on
which even yet the spirit of convivial enjoyment seemed to hover, though shaded by two
large whiskers on the upper lip,* which still preserved their ebon hue; while time or grief
had bleached the scattered hairs, which hung their snows upon the manly temple. The
drapery which covered this striking figure was singularly appropriate, and, as I have since
been told, strictly conformable to the ancient costume of the Irish nobles.**
[*'I have been confidently assured, that the grandfather of the present
Rt. Hon. John O'Neil, (great grandfather to the present Lord O'Neil), the elegant and
accomplished owner of Shanes Castle, wore his beard after the prohibited Irish
mode.' Walker, p. 62.]
[**The Irish mantle, with the fringed of shagged borders, sewed down the edges of it,
was not always made of frize and such coarse materials, which was the dress of the lower
sort of people, but, according to the rank and quality of the wearer, was sometimes made
of the finest cloth, bordered with silken fringe of scarlet, and various colours
Ware, vol. Ii. P. 75.]
The only part of the under garments visible, was the ancient Irish truis, which
closely adhering to the limbs from the waist to ancle, includes the pantaloon and hose,
and terminates in a kind of buskin, not dissimilar to the Roman perones. A
triangular mantle of bright scarlet cloth, embroidered and fringed round the
edges, fell from his shoulders to the ground, and was fastened at the breast with a large
circular golden broach,* of a workmanship most curiously beautiful; round his neck hung
a golden collar, which seemed to denote the wearer of some order of knighthood,
probably hereditary in his family; a dagger, called a skiene (for my guide
explained every article of the dress to me), was sheathed in his girdle, and was discerned
by the sunbeam that played on its brilliant haft. And as he entered the chapel, he
removed from his venerable head a cap, or berrad, of the same form as that I had noticed
with my guide, but made of velvet, richly embroidered.
[*Several of these useful ornaments (in Irish, dealg fallain),
some gold, some silver, have been found in various parts of the kingdom, and are to be
seen in the cabinets of our national virtuosi. Joseph Cooper Walker, Esq. to
whose genius, learning, and exertions, Ireland stands so deeply indebted, speaking of a
broach he had seen in the possession of R. Ousley, Esq. says 'Neither my pen or pencil
can give the adequate idea of the elegant gold filligree work with which it is
composed.']
The chieftain moved with dignity yet with difficulty and his colossal, but infirm
frame, seemed to claim support from a form so almost impalpably delicate, that as it
floated on the gaze, it seemed like the incarnation of some pure ethereal spirit, which a
sigh too roughly breathed would dissolve into its kindred air; yet to this sylphid elegance
of spheral beauty was united all that symmetrical contour which constitutes the
luxury of human loveliness. This scarcely 'mortal mixture of earth's mould,' was vested
in a robe of vestal white, which was enfolded beneath the bosom with a narrow girdle
embossed with precious stones.
From the shoulder fell a mantle of scarlet silk, fastened at the neck with a silver
bodkin, while the fine turned head was enveloped in a veil of point lace, bound round the
brow with a band, or diadem, ornamented with the same description of jewels as
encircled her arms.*
[*This was, with little variation, the general costume of the female
noblesse of Ireland from a very early period. In the 15th century the veil was very
prevalent, and was termed fillag, or scarf; the Irish ladies, like those of ancient and
modern Greece, seldom appearing unveiled. As the veil made no part of the Celtic
costume, its origin was probably merely oriental.
The great love of ornaments betrayed by the Irish ladies of other times, 'the beauties
of the heroes of old,' are thus described by a quaint and ancient author: 'Their necks are
hung with chains and carkanets their arms wreathed with many
bracelets.']
Such was the figure of the Princess of Inismore! But Oh! not once was the
face turned round towards that side where I stood. And when I shifted my position, the
envious veil intercepted the ardent glance which eagerly sought the fancied charms it
concealed: for was it possible to doubt the face would not 'keep the promise which the
form had made.'
The group that followed was grotesque beyond all powers of description. The
ancient bard, whose long white beard
'Descending, swept his aged breast,'
the incongruous costume half modern, half antique of the barefooted domestics;
the ostensible air of the steward, who closed the procession and above all, the dignified
importance of the nurse, who took the lead in it immediately after her young lady:
her air, form, countenance, and dress, were indeed so singularly fantastic and
outrι, that the genius of masquerade might have adopted her figure as the finest
model of grotesque caricature.
Conceive for a moment a form whose longitude bore no degree of proportion to her
latitude; dressed in a short jacket of brown cloth, with loose sleeves from the elbow to the
wrist, made of red camblet, striped with green, and turned up with a broad cuff a
petticoat of scarlet frize, covered by an apron of green serge, longitudinally striped with
scarlet tape, and sufficiently short to betray an ancle that sanctioned all the libels ever
uttered against the ancles of the Irish fair true national brogues set off her blue worsted
stockings, and her yellow hair, dragged over an high roll, was covered on the summit
with a little coiff, over which was flung a scarlet handkerchief, which fastened in a large
bow under her rubicund chin.*
[*Such was the dress of Mary Morgan, a poor peasant, in the
neighbourhood of Drogheda, in 1786. 'In the close of the last century, Mrs Power, of
Waterford, vulgarly called the Queen of Credan, appeared constantly in this
dress, with the exception of ornaments being gold, silver and fine Brussels lace.' See
Walker's Essay on Ancient Irish Dress, p. 73.]
As this singular and interesting group advanced up the centre aisle of the chapel,
reverence and affection were evidently blended in the looks of the multitude, which hung
upon their steps; and though the Prince and his daughter seemed to lose in the meekness
of true religion all sense of temporal inequality, and promiscuously mingled with the
congregation, yet that distinction they humbly avoided, was reverentially forced
on them by the affectionate crowd, which drew back on either side as they advanced
until the chieftain and his child stood alone, in the centre of the ruined choir the winds
of Heaven playing freely amidst their garments the sun's setting beam enriching their
beautiful figures with its orient tints, while he, like Milton's ruined angel,
'Above the rest,
In shape and feature proudly eminent,
Stood like a tower,'
and she, like the personified spirit of Mercy, hovered round him, or supported more
by her tenderness than her strength, him from whom she could no longer claim
support.
Those grey-headed domestics too those faithful though but nominal vassals, who
offered that voluntary reverence with their looks, which his repaid with fatherly affection,
while the anguish of a suffering heart hung on his pensive smile, sustained by the
firmness of that indignant pride which lowered on his ample brow!
What a picture!
As soon as the first flush of interest, curiosity, and amazement, had subsided, my
attention was carried towards the altar; and then I thought, as I watched the impressive
avocation of Father John, that had I been the Prince, I would have been the
Caiphas too.
What a religion is this! How finely does it harmonize with the weakness of our
nature; how seducingly it speaks to the senses; how forcibly it works on the passions;
how strongly it seizes on the imagination; how interesting its form; how graceful its
ceremonies; how awful its rites. What a captivating, what a picturesque faith!
Who would not become its proselyte, were it not for the stern opposition of reason the
cold suggestions of philosophy!
The last strain of the vesper hymn died on the air as the sun's last beam faded on the
casements of the chapel; and the Prince and his daughter, to avoid the intrusion of the
crowd, withdrew through a private door, which communicated by a ruinous arcade with
the castle.
I was the first to leave the chapel, and followed them at a distance as they moved
slowly along. Their fine figures sometimes concealed behind a pillar, and again
emerging from the transient shade, flushed with the deep suffusion of the crimsoned
firmament.
Once they paused, as if to admire the beautiful effect of the retreating light, as it
faded on the ocean's swelling bosom; and once the Princess raised her hand and pointed
to the evening star, which rose brilliantly on the deep cerulean blue of a cloudless
atmosphere, and shed its fairy beam on the mossy summit of a mouldering turret.
Such were the sublime objects which seemed to engage their attention, and added
their sensible inspiration to the fervour of those more abstracted devotions in
which they were so recently engaged. At last they reached the portals of the castle, and I
lost sight of them. Yet still spell-bound, I stood transfixed to the spot from whence I had
caught a last view of their receding figures.
While I felt like the victim of superstitious terror when the spectre of its distempered
fancy vanishes from its strained and eager gaze, all I had lately seen revolved in my mind
like some pictured story of romantic fiction. I cast round my eyes; all still seemed the
vision of awakened imagination Surrounded by a scenery grand even to the boldest
majesty of nature, and wild even to desolation the day's dying splendours awfully
involving in the gloomy haze of deepening twilight the grey mists of stealing night
gathered on the still faintly illumined surface of the ocean, which awfully spreading to
infinitude, seemed to the limited gaze of human vision to incorporate with the heaven
whose last glow it reflected the rocks, which on every side rose to Alpine elevation,
exhibiting, amidst the soft obscurity, forms savagely bold or grotesquely wild; and those
finely interesting ruin which spread grandly desolate in the rear, and added a moral
interest to the emotions excited by this view of nature in her most awful, most touching
aspect.
Thus suddenly withdrawn from the world's busiest haunts, its hackneyed modes, its
vicious pursuits, and unimportant avocations dropt as it were amidst scenes of
mysterious sublimity alone on the wildest shores of the greatest ocean of the universe;
immersed amidst the decaying monuments of past ages; still viewing in recollection such
forms, such manners, such habits (as I had lately beheld), which to the worldly mind may
be well supposed to belong to a race long passed beyond the barrier of existence, with
'the years beyond the flood,' I felt like the being of some other sphere newly alighted on
a distant orb. While the novel train of thought which stole on my mind seemed to seize
its tone from the awful tranquility by which I was surrounded, and I remained leaning on
the fragment of a rock, as the waves dashed idly against its base, until their dark heads
were silvered by the rising moon, and while my eyes dwelt on her silent progress, the
castle clock struck nine. Thus warned, I arose to depart, yet not without reluctance. My
soul for the first time, had here held communion with herself; the 'lying vanities' of life
no longer intoxicating my senses, appeared to me for the first time in the genuine aspect,
and my heart still fondly loitered over those scenes of solemn interest, where some of its
best feelings had been called into existence.
Slowly departing, I raised my eyes to the Castle of Inismore, and sighed, and almost
wished I had been born the Lord of these beautiful ruins, the Prince of this isolated little
territory, the adored Chieftain of these affectionate and natural people. At that moment a
strain of music stole by me, as if the breeze of midnight stillness had expired in a manner
on the Eolian lyre. Emotion, undefinable emotion, thrilled on every nerve. I listened. I
trembled. A breathless silence gave me every note. Was it the illusion of my now all
awakened fancy, or the professional exertions of the bard of Inismore? Oh, no! for the
voice it symphonized; the low wild tremulous voice, which sweetly sighed its soul of
melody o'er the harp's responsive chords, was the voice of a woman!
Directed by the witching train, I approached an angle of the building from whence it
seemed to proceed; and perceiving a light which streamed through an open casement, I
climbed, with some difficulty, the ruins of a parapet wall, which encircled this wing of
the castle, and which rose so immediately under the casement as to give me, when I stood
on it, a perfect view of the interior of that apartment to which it belonged.
Two tapers which burned on a marble slab, at the remotest extremity of this vast and
gloomy chamber, shed their dim blue light on the saintly countenance of Father John;
who, with a large folio open before him, seemed wholly wrapt in studious meditation;
while the Prince, reclined on an immense gothic couch, with his robe thrown over the
arm that supported his head, betrayed by the expression on his countenance, those
emotions which agitated his soul, while he listened to those strains which spoke once to
the heart of the father, the patriot, and the man breathed from the chords of his
country's emblem breathed in the pathos of his country's music breathed from the
lips of his apparently inspired daughter! The 'white rising of her hands upon the harp;'
the half-drawn veil, that imperfectly discovered the countenance of a seraph; the
moonlight that played round her fine form, and partially touched her drapery with its
silver beam her attitude! her air! But how cold how inanimate how imperfect this
description! Oh! could I but seize the touching features could I but realize the vivid
tints of this enchanting picture, as they then glowed on my fancy! By heavens! you
would think the mimic copy fabulous; the 'celestial visitant' of an over-heated
imagination. Yet as if the independent witchery of the lovely minstrel was not in itself
all, all-sufficient, at the back of her chair stood the grotesque figure of her antiquated
nurse. O! the precious contrast. And yet it heightened, it finished the picture.
While thus entranced in breathless observation, endeavouring to support my
precarious tenement, and to prolong this rich feast of the senses and the soul, the loose
stones on which I tottered gave way under my feet, and impulsively clinging to the wood-
work of the casement, it mouldered in my grasp. I fell but before I reached the earth I
was bereft of sense. With its return I found myself in a large apartment, stretched on a
bed, and supported in the arms of the Prince of Inismore! His hand was pressed to my
bleeding temple; while the priest applied a styptic to the wound it had received; and the
nurse was engaged in binding up my arm, which had been dreadfully bruised and
fractured a little above the wrist. Some domestics, with an air of mingled concern and
curiosity, surrounded my couch; and at her father's side stood the Lady Glorvina, her
looks pale and disordered her trembling hands busily employed in preparing bandages,
for which my skilful doctress impatiently called.
While my mind almost doubted the evidence of my senses, and a physical conviction
alone painfully proved to me the reality of all I beheld, my wandering,
wondering eyes met those of the Prince of Inismore! A volume of pity and benevolence
was registered in their glance; nor were mine, I suppose, inexpressive of my feelings, for
her thus replied to them:
'Be of good cheer, young stranger, you are in no danger; be composed; be confident;
conceive yourself in the midst of friends; for you are surrounded by those who would
wish to be considered as such.'
I attempted to speak, but my voice faultered; my tongue was nerveless; my mouth
dry and parched. A trembli |